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Here is a story written My Friend and he wants to show everyone his stories.
WHEN DUMB WRITERS ATTACK
Okay. Let me explain this story to you. It’s supposed to be really idiotic because the writers are stupid enough to write something in ‘Verdanda’ font. So sit back and enjoy the itioticness.
A short period of time ago, like in the 1970s, there was a duagu. Sorry. An ijhdxfi. What in the name of the devil is going on here?! Oh right. The writers are stupid. Okay then. On with the story. Let’s start from the beginning.
A short period of time ago, like in the 1970s, there was a man named Jafyue. And he had a HUGE afro. The biggest afro a stupid person ever had. Do you know how stupid he was? You don’t? Neither do I.
Once he was at the disco and he saw the most frightening thing in his life: a comb. A COMB? THAT IS ONE THING A BABY EVEN WON’T BE SCARED OF!!!! THIS REALLY STINKS!!! I’M WORKING FOR 6 HOURS AND I’M NOT GETTING PAID!!!! I QUIT!!!!
We are sorry but our regularly scheduled story telling has been cancelled due to the writers’ stupidness and the story teller’s quitness. We will now show you an educational program brought to you by the SCPS. (Stupid County Public Schools)
THE END
Box
CHAPTER 1
At the beginning of the 21st century, a man named Rodrigo Slama bought a box for extra storage. But what he didn’t know was that the box was a flesh killing machine. And one day, he found out, and made a plan to destroy it once and for all.
Rodrigo was on a walk one day and had a need for extra storage. So he saw a storage store and went in. He said to the clerk, “Can you give me the biggest box you have?” The clerk said “We have a new invention called the Boxotron 7300.” Rodrigo took it and was off to his house to show his family. When Rodrigo got home, his family looked at the box in awe. I t was eighteen feet tall. They put some clothes in it, and the next day, something weird happened. The box was just finishing its first day in the Slama house hold. The first night it made a strange noise. Then Rodrigo’s wife, Wendy, went to see what was going on. She looked inside the box and saw nothing. Then Rodrigo heard a rumble then a scream. He ignored it, and went back to sleep. The next morning, Rodrigo woke up to instead of Wendy, it was her skeleton. Then he ran downstairs and saw blood dripping out of the box. He stared in awe at the blood dripping out of the box.
To Be Continued…
Box
CHAPTER 2
Rodrigo had seen the blood dripping from the box and had thought he was next. But he was wrong.
Rodrigo had two children. There names were Eliy and Han. Eliy was a five year old when he got killed by the b-. Oops. I wasn’t supposed to say that yet. Han was a very tall ten year old. They were nice kids. Until one day.
Han was coming home from school one day, and said, “I finally got my diploma for graduating Elementary scho-. “ Suddenly, he was as quiet as a mouse. He was starring at the box. He was afraid to go near it. But he just did. Han was alone in the house and he didn’t know that. He had been begging his father to get rid of that box. But he didn’t listen. Soon their was rumbling. The box punched holes in its self for eyes. Then another hole for a mouth. Then there was silence. The monster jumped at Han, and…………
When Rodrigo got home, again he found blood dripping from the box. He wondered why this kept happening, but then again, it could read his mind…..
Box
Chapter 3
Eliy on the other hand was in kindergarten. He was the smartest of the family- of what the family still lived. It was on his graduating day when it happened.
He had just come home from his graduating ceremony, when he went to the bathroom. He came out feeling relived. The box was gone. Rodrigo must have token it to the dump. But then, a gigantic piece of cardboard crashed through the window and devoured the poor child down to the bone and left the house.
Rodrigo had heard the noise, came downstairs and said “Eliy, what the heck did you do!?!?” He saw his leg bone and knew it was the work of the box.
Box
Chapter 4
Rodrigo was all by himself now. No wife, no kids, no nothing. Alone. Just him and the author. Now it’s just practically him because the author is running out of ideas. Oh, there he goes now. Now it’s just Rodrigo. Up until the next paragraph.
“Aaaggghhhhh!!!!” screamed Rodrigo. During the paragraph break, the box busted through the house again. Rodrigo was trying to run away, but he failed. The box sucked him up like a vacuum, and spat out his bones. The monster fainted and was announced dead.
THE END
About the author: The author of this book is a 9 year old that lives in Reisterstown. He loves to draw, write stories, and make people laugh.